Button and Zip

Why do work pants have so many buttons?

When you do up normal pants there are 2 things to remember, button and zip. Pull them up, button and zip.

I can handle that.. button and zip. Can do that all day, button and zip. There should be a song.

"Learn from your pants. Button and zip, button and zip. Your lip!" (hey now, it rhymes)

Unfortunately, work pants often involve hook, button, and zip; or button, button, and zip; or my favorite, hook, hook, button, button, zip. I suppose they are trying to help that front panel to flow smoothly across the fat. It probably would work if I tucked in my nice work shirts.

So what happens if over a weekend of button and zip you forget there might be a third action?

I'll tell you what happens. The next time you go to use the restroom, ur grateful ur shirt is so long.

I have developed a new routine. Before leaving the restroom, always check the zipper (perhaps it shoulda been an old routine?).

This has been a public service announcement.